Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

    Sunny Polska Minecraft Server
    Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 949
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

    Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

    OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 92 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Animals Bred: 101 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

    Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors
    yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 741854 Falling into the Void: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Crops Grown: 6579 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SoulSteal

    SoulSteal

    Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

    Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

    What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

    Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

    Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

    Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

    Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PuppyPals Minecraft Server

    PuppyPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

    Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

    So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 123 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

    GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

    Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

    Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 356
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

    DiddyCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 537 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 4141
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

    KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Superbug Survival Server

    Superbug Survival Server
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

    first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

    not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

    plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blue Mtn SMP

    Blue Mtn SMP

    A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

    > Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

    https://discord.gg/bluemtn

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 4969
    Farms Harvested: 800 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Evil Within Minecraft Server

    Evil Within Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

    Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6448 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

    WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4930 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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