ToddlerTreatsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1432	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.

Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

StrayDogSquad Minecraft Server

abandoned dogs, abandoned puppies, adoption, adoption manager, campus, castrate, city, DEBT, dog food, Friend, local vet, Minecraft, Moving, refusing to adopt, Server, Siblings, small town, stray dog, stray dogs, StrayDogSquad, surgeries, University, vet

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mines Excavated:	3298
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with abandoned puppies, shady adoption managers, and unexpected debts with local vets.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you never know what will happen next.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where adopting a Minecraft dog comes with more drama than a reality TV show. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life chaos like this?

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you never saw coming. See you there!

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

aunt, BlockShame, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dessert, Dinner, Edition, family, Grandparents, Help, misunderstanding, Plate, plus size, relationships, self esteem, sister, Small, weight

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8420	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	556
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mines Excavated:	1697
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	9811	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

Play.frostia.fr:25570

The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3043	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5881	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1806	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	240	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2663
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?