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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested: 387 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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