Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8215	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Buildings Constructed:	48

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Votes:	8583	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	8804	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2456	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7961	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1804
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	143
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchantments Applied:	143	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	5642
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1