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CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood butterfly in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Why Do Some People Get So Mad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being attacked for having a different opinion on anime ships? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no ship-shaming policy! We even have a special area where you can build shrines dedicated to your favorite ship without fear of judgement. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to Ichigo/Orihime, you’ll receive special in-game powers that will make your enemies tremble in fear. So come join us and sail the seas of fandom without fear of being shipwrecked by haters!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gangster Minecraft SMP Flicks

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! We’re like the underrated gangster flicks of the Minecraft world – flying under the radar but packin’ a punch!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	2335	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What are Minecraft servers like SurviMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to SurviMC include: 1. Mineplex: Known for its wide range of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a diverse and engaging experience for players of all skill levels. 2. Hypixel: With a focus on various game modes such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and Murder Mystery, Hypixel is a popular server for players looking for competitive and fast-paced gameplay. 3. The Hive: Featuring popular game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Hermitcraft, The Hive is a lively and active community with a variety of activities for players to enjoy. 4. CubeCraft: Offering unique gameplay modes such as EggWars, SkyWars, and Parkour, CubeCraft is a fun and exciting server for players seeking a mix of challenges and creativity. 5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server features custom minigames, survival gameplay, and a strong sense of community, similar to SurviMC . Whether you’re looking for a competitive experience, a laid-back survival world, or a mix of both, these Minecraft servers like SurviMC offer something for everyone. Join one today and embark on a new adventure in the world of Minecraft.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eager Baddie Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the eager baddies out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Movie Minecraft SMP News

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4811	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Melody Masters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where everyone talks about the same old stuff? Join our server where black people are not only good at making music, but they also excel at building epic structures and crafting insane weapons! Say goodbye to the same old conversations about crime, drugs, and money, and say hello to a world where creativity and fun reign supreme. Come join us and see for yourself why this server is anything but a waste!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nudify Her Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too PG-13? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage nudifying your character for the ultimate freedom of expression! Show off your pixelated bits and bobs in all their glory as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mad Niji Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being an obsequious Nijisanji sycophant? Are you ready to sink the yacht and join a server that doesn’t suck like Riku Tazumi? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of any color and bring you the certified facts you’ve been craving!

Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crops Grown:	1558
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Date With A Canadian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and within minutes you find yourself in a heated debate with a group of llamas over who has the better fashion sense. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	1375

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Items Found:	4095