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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Farms Harvested:	676
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6324

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Items Found:	4927	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7740	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Runes Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	586699
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	New Chunks Explored:	966399
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5458	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	846	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3