Toadally Epic Minecraft Battles – Just hop on ‘Battletoads’ Server! Ribbiting Fun & Adventure Await! #MinecraftMadness

90s gaming, action, Adventure, Amiga, Arcade, Await, Battles, battletoads, beat em up, Challenging, classic, co-op, Difficulty, Epic, Fighting, Found amiga, Fun, Hop, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, multiplayer, Nostalgia, pixel art, rare, retro gaming, Ribbiting, Server, Toadally, video game, what do

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut and taming a bunch of cows? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive amiga battletoads! Why do you need them, you ask? Well, legend has it that if you collect all the amiga battletoads, you will gain ultimate power and be able to control the weather in-game. Imagine summoning a thunderstorm on demand just because you found some rare toads! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful Minecraft player in the universe!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	5545	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	7278	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
New Chunks Explored:	112975	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!