| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4782 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 72 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1488 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2754 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2223 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1319 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7993 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1163 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3746 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8287 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2287 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8148 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8684 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3459 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3966 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3501 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 868 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 745 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6938 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1588 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8138 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1487 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5395 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6022 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
