| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7747 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4765 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6379 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.
And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6119 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8759 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2194 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 338 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9234 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.
So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7061 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 253 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5087 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7729 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 279 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3063 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3838 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2218 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8440 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?
So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8421 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3566 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with a community of absolute lunatics who will make you question your own sanity.
We’ve got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the only rule is that there are no rules.
So come on, jump into the rabbit hole with us and let’s see how deep this Minecraft madness goes. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2482 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the darkest songs you’ll ever hear in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you listen to these songs while playing, your diamonds will double in size and your enemies will tremble in fear.
So come join us on our server and experience the music-filled madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret hidden jukebox that plays the most sinister tune of all time. Join now and let the music guide you to victory!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4291 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3340 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8422 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 544958 |
but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
