| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6900 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8844 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7524 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Mines Excavated: | 2950 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4758 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2008 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1983 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8749 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8503 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?
With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).
So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 876 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.
Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.
So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4727 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8505 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 790 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 3320 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6616 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4741 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7236 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 290 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3054 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7597 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 750 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4196 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6887 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!
So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8277 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2427 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.
Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.
Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 629 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1828 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs 🐷🥋
our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for all the players 👻💥
we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players, just watch out for its fiery breath 🔥🐉
come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪🎮
