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ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	104

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	8385	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Crops Grown:	6959
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Animals Bred:	151	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Animals Bred:	138	Dragon Eggs Found:	3807
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Players:	108/400	Votes:	7157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8