TittyCraft: Where even creepers stop to stare at the huge titted pigs

BETRAYAL, boundary-pushing, controversial, CREEPERS, cuck, dark humor, Disturbing, Edgy, explicit, family dynamics, flat sister, HUGE, huge titted, inappropriate, offensive, Pigs, Provocative, rapist, sexual assault, Shocking.., Stare, STOP, taboo, titted, TittyCraft, Twisted, Vulgar

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	377
Dragon Eggs Found:	4470	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wild story for you! Forget about the huge titted rapist, come join us and meet the flat sister who will blow your mind (not literally, of course)!

Join our server for a cuckoo experience like no other. Build, mine, and survive while laughing your way through outrageous adventures. Who needs a huge titted rapist when you can have a flat sister with a twist? Don’t be a cuck, join us now!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9433	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3493
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	711779	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ores Mined:	2434	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8131
Star Shards Collected:	123	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Star Shards Collected:	247	Void Armor Forged:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9218
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7309
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.