| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3977 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3187 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Votes: | 4708 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 7811 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 471 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 301 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5371 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9819 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Animals Bred: | 118 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4604 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2109 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 60 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 95 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3951 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4106 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9099 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 711731 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5760 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9807 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 508 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5166 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 305 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8407 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 68 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 409 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
