| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6371 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9145 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 546 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4978 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3029 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 144 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2357 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5876 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7765 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6234 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4267 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4544 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 891 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3798 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3911 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3999 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4816 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8034 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 165 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9884 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8669 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 855957 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
