TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	547207	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Enchantments Applied:	262
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Villages Defended:	20

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3880
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	6424	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	248
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	3162	Zombie Dances:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	135	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Towns Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?