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Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1334	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Farms Harvested:	255
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2319	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Void Armor Forged:	27	Animals Bred:	189
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	127
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	430182	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Animals Bred:	159