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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Animals Bred: 195 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Potions Brewed: 46 Love Letters Sent: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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