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Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

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185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	412
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3325
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	146

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	275	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Potions Brewed:	52	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1