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so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Epmine – 1.12.2-1.19.2 server minecraft

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epmine.aternos.me:62236

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CoronaCraft Survival

Active players, Community Projects, CoronaCraft, Creative Builds, custom roles, donor perks, friendly community, Giveaways, proximity voice chat, Server Community, server economy, Server Events, Server Rules, Server Shop, server spawn, Server Uptime, SERVER-STAFF, shopping district, smp, Survival, survival gameplay, theft prevention plugins

CoronaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

CoronaCraft is a community-based SMP with around 170 members from all over the world. Our server features an expansive Shopping District, Proximity Voice Chat In-game, Server Events, Custom Roles, perks for donors, a friendly and helpful community, Community Projects, Giveaways, 24/7 Server Uptime, and plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.

How to Join?

If you would like to join our server, visit our website here or join our discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	Over 4 years old.
When did the new season start?	February 1st.
Is the server content-creator and technical player friendly?	Yes, we welcome streamers, YouTubers, and technical players.
What are some features of the server?	Expansive Shopping District, Proximity Voice Chat, Server Events, Custom Roles, perks for donors, friendly community, Community Projects, Giveaways, 24/7 Uptime, and anti-theft/grief plugins.

Timmy’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, child, couple, Enchanted, Energetic, energetic display, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Happy, joy, Jumping, jumping up and down, Kid, playful, RANGE, reaction, Realm, Seeing.., Surprise, Thrilled, Timmy, timmys, whiteboi

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, totally insane, like Timmy jumping up and down when he sees a couple, but like, even crazier! You won’t believe the stuff you can do on here, it’ll blow your mind, like nun you could even imagine, lil whiteboi! So come on, join the madness and let’s get weird together!

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JoblessHubby Minecraft Server

adhd, aita, Behavior, breadwinner, CAR, consequences, DAUGHTER, Fighting, financial stress, House, husband, job loss, JoblessHubby, Kids, lost job, mat leave, Minecraft, mistake, Mortgage, Pregnant, Server, stress, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your husband potentially losing his job, your daughter’s attitude problems, and your impending financial stress. Join us for some virtual fun and let all your worries melt away in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual diamonds that are worth more than real ones! And our virtual pigs can fly, literally. Plus, our virtual villagers are always throwing the wildest parties – you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on over and join our server for a much-needed break from reality. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in Minecraft? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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HalfBlockBrothers

Boundaries, Communication, Connection, Decision making, emotional well being, ENTITLEMENT, estranged, family, Genes, half-brother, HalfBlockBrothers, introverted, lived experiences, personal choice, PRESSURE, refusing, relationship, self-care, shared interests, stranger

Are you tired of awkward family reunions with long-lost relatives you never knew existed? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of meeting your half-brother for the first time!
On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually share your interests. No need to worry about awkward small talk or forced connections – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, with our insane storylines and outrageous adventures, you’ll forget all about your half-brother’s attempts to connect with you. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there – where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. See you in the game!

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CringeKidTV Minecraft SMP

90s TV, bad TV, cartoons, childhood experiences, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, cringe-worthy, CringeKidTV, cringeworthy shows, cringy shows, early mornings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Saturday cartoons, Saturday morning, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, television, Throwback, tv shows, worst kids show

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with laser eyes. But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with TNT! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant talking potato named Spudnik shows up to challenge you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, who grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden treasure trove of enchanted tacos that give you superpowers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out these epic adventures? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft SMP in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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NostalgicCraft90s

1990s, 90s, 90s fashion, 90s movies, 90s music, 90s technology., 90s toys, 90s trends, 90s TV shows, blast from the past, bring back, childhood memories, classic, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft90s, old school, pop culture, Retro, Throwback, vintage

Remember the good old days of the 90’s when everything was just better? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the nostalgia of the 90’s in pixelated form! Join us and experience a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Beanie Babies are the currency, and everyone’s favorite boy band is performing live in the virtual concert hall.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary 90’s sitcom characters who have come to life and are roaming the streets of our virtual world. Hang out with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, have a chat with the Friends gang, or challenge the Power Rangers to a battle – the possibilities are endless!

So, if you want to relive the glory days of the 90’s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft server now and let the good times roll!

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EuroCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

BACKING, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, EU, EuroCraft, Europe, European Commission, European Council, European countries, european integration, European leaders, european parliament, European solidarity, european union, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Politics, readiness, Server, Support, Ukraine, Western Europe

so, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, u know? like, u can build ur own lil world and make it as crazy as u want. like, wanna build a giant banana house? u can do that here.
and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and give out the best loot.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that roam the skies? yeah, they drop diamonds when u feed them cake. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, literally, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CraftyKeir’sEUtopia

aggression, Conflict, CraftyKeirsEUtopia, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, global security, international relations, Invasion, Keir Starmer, Military, nato, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War, Warning

lol imagine if ukraine falls to russia and then europe is next like omg what a disaster but hey at least we have this epic minecraft server to distract us from the impending doom. join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, crazy custom mobs, and secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a russian oligarch. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes appearances on the server, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a build battle. so what are you waiting for? join now before putin takes over the whole world and we’re all forced to mine diamonds for him in the gulag. #minecraft4life #putinwho

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Super Freak Darling Nikki

80’s music, artists, collaborations, crossover hits, Darling, darling nikki, Freak, funk, Funkadelic, hit singles, iconic songs, Legends, Music, music history, music icons, music trivia, Musicians, Nikki, pop culture, Prince, Rick James, rock and roll, Super, super freak

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Darling Nikki from Prince fame chillin’ with us! She be droppin’ mad beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. And guess what? Rick James himself pops in every now and then to jam out with us! It’s a party 24/7 on this server, so come on and join the fun! Plus, we got unicorns flying around and a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventure of your life, join now!

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Blocktopia: The Real Cost of Primary Care

blocktopia, care, cost, expenditures, healthcare analysis, healthcare budget, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare economics, healthcare financing, healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare research, healthcare services, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, PRIMARY, primary care, public perception, real, study

so, like, you know how people think primary care is, like, super expensive and stuff? well, guess what? turns out it’s actually, like, way cheaper than everyone thinks! like, ten times cheaper! crazy, right? so, like, come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of saving money in a virtual world! build your own doctor’s office and see just how affordable primary care can be! trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind! come join us now and prepare to have your perceptions shattered!

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HeartStrike SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Clans, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Survival Games

The wait is over! HeartStrike SMP is officially launching with an epic Lifesteal Multiplayer Adventure on 22nd February 2025. Why join ? A thriving, friendly community Build, create, explore in this new survival world Intense multiplayer competition Team with other players by making clans

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LucentiaMC

active player base., Competitive PVP arenas, constant updates, Custom Items, daily events, Discord, enhanced vanilla, Friendly, Group raids, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, mmorpg, new armor, new dungeons, NEW WEAPONS, Permanent World, Pvpve, Quests, smp, Spells, Survival, Website

Lucentia Minecraft Server Overview

Recent Update:

Group raids
New armor and weapons set
New dungeons to explore and defeat enemies for prizes!
Compete in leaderboards for speed running, PvP, completion and more for end of season prizes!

Lucentia Discord: Join our Discord server

Lucentia Website: Visit our website

Join us on the adventure! We offer a fresh SMP MMORPG server for everyone to play on!

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events
Ranked, seasonal competitive PvP arenas & PVE dungeons with leaderboards and seasonal rewards
Dedicated PvP areas with lucrative items
Wild PvP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets
No mods required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do I need mods to play on the server? A: No, mods are not required to play on our server.

Q: Are there regular updates on the server? A: Yes, we have constant updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Q: How can I participate in group raids? A: You can join other players in group raids by teaming up with them in-game or coordinating through our Discord server.

Q: Can I form guilds on the server? A: Yes, you can form guilds and compete against other guilds for seasonal rewards.

Pixel Peak 1.20.2

1.20.2, 96289512, long tail, Numbers, peak, PIXEL, previous, tags

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!
We got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.

Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil mobs, and build the most insane structures you can think of.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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NoSnoops Minecraft Server

Boundary, boundary dispute, construction, home renovation, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, Neighborly, neighborly behavior, neighborly communication, neighborly dispute, neighborly relationship, NoSnoops, privacy, property boundary, property line, property management, real estate, renovation, Request, security camera, Server, Surveillance Footage, surveillance system

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of not spying on your neighbor’s outdoor breaker boxes!
Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be asked to watch hours of surveillance footage just to find a tiny zoomed-in area. Our server is all about fun, building, and not invading your neighbor’s privacy.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers to fix water leaks with just a text message. Who needs a plumber when you have Minecraft skills, am I right?

So come on over and join the server where we respect boundaries and know that asking for surveillance footage is just plain ridiculous. Let’s build and game in peace, without any nosy neighbors circling breaker boxes on camera screenshots!

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