TinyTotsTrespassing911 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8526
Magic Items Found:	5714	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9426

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	714705	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crops Grown:	3618

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	1766	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Farms Harvested:	383	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Cube World

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New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9710	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	59245