Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Emeralds Found: 547
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1023
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
Love Letters Sent: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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