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Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Divine Spears Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	734
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Gems Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3154	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9403
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5630
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	9276	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	889431
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	524202	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	2084
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	128	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	2795	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	5935

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.