TinyJoy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	9

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Villages Defended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	255901	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4002	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3186
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

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