TinyDecisionsBigLife – Minecraft SMP

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft SMP just for fun? Well, little did you know, that decision would lead to you becoming the ruler of a kingdom filled with llamas and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Our SMP is not your average server – we have a whole new level of craziness waiting for you.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, battle against evil mobs riding on giant chickens, and participate in llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be quite the divas). But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, and only the bravest players dare to attend.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like never before, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, maybe that seemingly insignificant decision to join our server will end up changing your life in ways you never imagined.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Full Vanilla

    Full Vanilla

    Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Serveremerald.magmanode.com:31543
    DiscordJoin our Discord server
    Rules
    • No cheating
    • Be respectful

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    QuestionAnswer
    Why are the servers sometimes slow?The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
    Are mods allowed on the server?No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
    Can I join the Discord server?Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

    Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

    Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

    And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

    So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • NoBoysAllowedMC

    NoBoysAllowedMC
    Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

    Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Lash Wave Experiments

    Lash Wave Experiments
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • The Perch

    The Perch

    Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further!
    Welcome to The Perch!

    We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

    And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

    • IP: mso.the-perch.net
    • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/
    • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

    We hope to see you join our great community soon!

    mso.the-perch.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP