TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	5253
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5111
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	419	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	53	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8093	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	526	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!