TinyBlockJoy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords.

Our server is home to the legendary “Happy Block,” a magical block that, when broken, showers you with an endless supply of cake and puppies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

8billionluckyblocks

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Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

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come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	7666	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6739
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mines Excavated:	3301	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.