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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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