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MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Items Found:	6739
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	611	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Star Shards Collected:	157	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	849777
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Towns Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	4444	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, crisis management., drone footage, eastern europe, Footage analysis, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, media coverage, Military, Minecraft, Server, SlaughterCraft, SLAUGHTERED, surrendering, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, violence, War Crimes, WARFARE

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Buildings Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0