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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4067 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
We got big white creepers that explode with rainbows instead of TNT. It’s like a disco party every time they go boom!
And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they wear sunglasses and drive tiny sports cars around the map. It’s like a Lamborghini convention up in here.
Plus, our diamonds are so bling bling that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. You gotta come see it to believe it, man.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, because this server is lit AF. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!