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Players: 105/700 Votes: 3806
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Animals Bred: 52
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Wishful Threads 1.20.6

    Wishful Threads 1.20.6
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7108
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Villages Defended: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have a server for you!

    Join this server and your wishes will come true! Well, maybe not all of them, but at least two out of three ain’t bad, right?

    We’ve got a magic eight ball that will give you all the answers you need. Just ask a question and see what fate has in store for you!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer

    ExWifeCancerGriefMCServer
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8734
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 273557 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

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  • BusSeatBrawlMC

    BusSeatBrawlMC
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 8962
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!

    Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

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  • EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain

    EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8911
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9319
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8788 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!

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  • ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow

    ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1857
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?

    ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.

    ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

    JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

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  • Zero Carbon Fun Land

    Zero Carbon Fun Land
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4004
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Animals Bred: 126
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

    But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

    We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

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  • The Eternal Region

    The Eternal Region
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4624
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Eternal Region [SMP]
    Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG
    What Makes Us Different?
    • A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including:
    • No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!)
    • Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos)
    • Double Shulker Shells
    A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!
    Apply to Join! We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!
    Our latest event was the Melody Hunt!

    FAQ

    How do I join The Eternal Region?

    To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.

    What makes The Eternal Region different from other Minecraft servers?

    The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.

    Is there an age requirement to join The Eternal Region?

    Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.

    Are there any anti-griefing measures in place on the server?

    Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.

    Can I participate in community events on The Eternal Region?

    Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.

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  • CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20

    CelebCraft Voice Chad 1.20
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 879
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 697 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out if having a deep Chad voice will make all the e-girls swoon for you like they do for celebrities!

    We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!

    Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!

    Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?

    Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!

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  • EuroArmy Minecraft Server

    EuroArmy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3418
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Animals Bred: 27 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

    we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

    join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

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  • ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

    ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7163
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 557981
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

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  • Racoon Hideout Minecraft

    Racoon Hideout Minecraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8409
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Crops Grown: 2120
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

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    Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

    Description: A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

    Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

    What Makes Us Special?

    A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
    Custom Items Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
    Thriving Economy & Player Shops Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
    Cosmetic-Only Store Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
    Mini-Games & Events Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
    Java & Bedrock Crossplay Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
    A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

    Server Information

    Server Name: Racoon Hideout
    Version: Play on any version!
    Gameplay: Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
    Crossplay: Java & Bedrock supported

    Join Our Community!

    Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

    Join us today and become part of something amazing!

    Join Our Discord

    Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

    See you in the Hideout!

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  • Enchanted Isles 1.20

    Enchanted Isles 1.20
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4692
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Dragon Eggs Found: 3652
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470

    New Minecraft Servers

    OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

    Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • ColorblindCraft

    ColorblindCraft
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8913
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

    Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

    Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

    So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • AnimalCrimeSMP

    AnimalCrimeSMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9772
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 113 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

    But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

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  • HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

    HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7584
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

    So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

    Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

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