TimeWarpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time and witness epic battles between creepers and villagers, or maybe even tame a T-Rex and ride it into battle!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own time machine to explore different eras, from the Stone Age to the future where robots rule the land. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a famous historical figure like Abraham Lincoln or Cleopatra!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Time travel has never been so hilarious!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	6905	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9438
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Players Killed by Monsters:	4430

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2167	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

Adventure, bedrock, BIRTHDAYS, celebrate, Craft, CREEPERS, Discord, form, insomniacs, Macarena, Minecraft, proof, Safe, Server, Skeletons, smp, verify, world

Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, CraftyCraft, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.