TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

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Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	7505	Divine Spears Created:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	306	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crops Grown:	4042	Ores Mined:	4800
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	152	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10