TimeTravelTechCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	83	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Emeralds Found:	8605	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6956	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2131
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	730340	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	224
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	110	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	6208
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mines Excavated:	3384
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5745	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	2855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6977
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2