TimeTravelNoShow | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Buildings Constructed:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8124

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	4300	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7240
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2355
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	8613	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6590
Void Gems Collected:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1560	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	9853
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6416	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Cecilia Sala, Censorship, confirmed arrest, CraftyCecilias, detained journalist, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iran, Iran news, Italian Journalist, italy, Journalism, journalist, legal proceedings, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political tensions, press freedom, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

GPSJamminCraft

(PILOT), abort, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Communication, DiSRuPtiON, divert, emergency landing, emergency procedures, Flight, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, GPSJamminCraft, Landings, navigation systems, Safety, safety protocols, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	3934
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine you’re flying in Minecraft, right? But then, WHOOPS, your navigation system gets all messed up because of some crazy GPS jamming! And you have to abort not just one, but TWO landings! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in the sky!

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!

Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0