TimeTravelingNightmares | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	4040
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	103	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	4546

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	711	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	8024	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Emeralds Found:	8363	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
New Chunks Explored:	122055	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4056	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	841
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Animals Bred:	177	Dimension Hops:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	78	Emeralds Found:	6365
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!