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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 265 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1869 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire, and a secret society of talking chickens who control the economy. Plus, every full moon we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a potato for good luck.