TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	226	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Potions Brewed:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5413
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11