TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2927
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Star Shards Collected:	278
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crops Grown:	8501
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3192
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	4130	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3667
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	941	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	151	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7866
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Votes:	3831	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5893
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	6010
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Players:	110/300	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13