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Dino Urine Water Park

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	9299	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	2668	Enchantments Applied:	88

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8118	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchantments Applied:	234	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4916	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4538
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5698	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Items Found:	4901
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1214
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Mines Excavated:	4412	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4807
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Emeralds Found:	9775	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	0