TimeCellCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9594

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6699	Enchantments Applied:	226
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9765	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	9727	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Towns Built:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	562

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Players:	98/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Animals Bred:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragons Tamed:	1