Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Potions Brewed:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	850

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	575116	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1307
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5881
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	372633
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	953
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Potions Brewed:	117	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Towns Built:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!