Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Farms Harvested:	432
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	238
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	4565	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	78
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Potions Brewed:	48

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1509	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	71
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2512	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.