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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8955	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	461041	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4297
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Animals Bred:	88

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8970	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6196	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5496
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Players:	91/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crops Grown:	7112
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5