Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Love Letters Sent: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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