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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2882 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
