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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6932 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4210 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!