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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3697 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!