Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mines Excavated: 1328
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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