Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
Dragons Tamed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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