Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 3047
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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