Time Flies MC

Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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